actressingfanatic:

Greatest Oscar moment ever? Why yes, it is.

normanbecile:

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake

alliooup:

fuckyeahgodofmischief:

#my online friends meeting my irl friends

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This is what it would be like :)

theyaimtomisbehave:

sinkingcrowfeathers:

 Okay, I’m not one to post rants about things but this, this fucking scene right here is easily like the most heart-wrenching, disgusting and fucked up part in this whole movie.

He was the love of her life, she literally gave up everything for him and he killed her for a bit of money. She spent years waiting for someone to find her and ask for her hand in marriage and the one man who actually does tells her that he’s done it by accident. She realizes that she can’t force him to love her and lets him go with the woman he truly cares for.

Emily is dead, at this point she’s realized that there most likely isn’t someone out there for her, not only has she died alone but now she has to spend all of eternity alone. This is a thought she’s had to have entertained more than once but now it’s her reality. 

And then here he is, Barkis, the one who took everything away from her, every chance she ever had of happiness, standing in front of her openly mocking the pain she’s been through. Not only that, he says exactly what it is she’s been terrified of hearing; that she will never be loved the way that she wants and it devastates her. You can see it on her face.

If it makes you feel any better, that’s not wine.

gemiblu:

starfleetrambo:

nekugrandchase:

gemiblu:

recykle:

A boy sharing an umbrella with a deer

why do i love this so much

that’s some Miyazaki shit right there

in response to the comment above. someone tell me if I got the kanji right cause I dunno

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schreeeeeches

carryonmywaywardgabriel:

Martin Freeman is an angry hobbit

danhowellsspoopy:

OMFG

you-like-rping-so-i:

rectalragnarock:

when people say they love the deep sea i’m always like ” are you sure” because of these:

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you know what that last one is?

that’s a fucking turtle 

if a turtle can fuck your shit up anything can 

but that’s what I love about the deep sea

it’s like god’s old deviantart account where he puts all the weird fucked up shit

bored-in-the-solar-system:

now if we can please have a release date… that’d be nice

juaninmata:

i just don’t understand where the HELL men get their superiority complexes from like women literally birthed you from their loins and gave you your existence yet you still think that you have a right over our bodies and our desicions???????

piss off

keellllii:

These are perfect.

stammsternenstaub:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

asterion22:

prettylittletmi:

Daniel Radcliffe Brushes Off ‘Fifty Shades’ Snub (x)

I appreciate the very real disgust on his face in the second gif. 

i bet rob pattinson just rang him up and screamed don’t do it in the phone

I bet this phonecall happened at 2am with no greeting and Dan knew exactly who it was and why.
Z.

spookybusinessin221b:

helpful-and-dreamy-castiel:

bigbardafree:

Are those… are those painted on costumes?

Uhhhh… Yes.. Yes they are

tentacuddles:

watermystic277:

X

That is a disney-ass owl.

oh my god, those eyes…